Post by John Walton on Apr 2, 2014 12:17:24 GMT -6
A Mouse’s Tale
There was never a mouse
in the Minister's house.
Such vermin were never allowed.
The Minister's cat
would boast about that -
a record of which she was proud.
For mice, times were hard
with her stood on guard.
She was never a cat to relax.
Not even a spider
could sneak by beside her
without being stopped in its tracks.
But as she got older
the mice became bolder
and so we arrive at the day
when a brave young mouse
knocked at the house
and asked could he possibly stay.
"Stay?!" the cat cried,
with her mouth open wide,
thinking he'd taste rather yummy.
"Of course you can stay.
Come right this way.
I've got plenty of room in my tummy!"
"Please step aside,"
the brave mouse replied,
"there's room for both of us here.
I'm tiny, it's true,
but I'm not scared of you.
I don't know the meaning of fear.
You're frightfully hairy
but not at all scary.
In fact, you've a wonderful smile.
And being so kind,
I'm sure you won't mind
if my relatives stop for a while.
My father, he died,"
the little mouse sighed,
"when still in the prime of his life.
It's just me and my mother,
my sister, my brother,
my very best friend and his wife."
"Oh no!" screamed the cat,
"I can't allow that!
I can't let your family stop here.
That just wouldn't do.
If the Minister knew
I'd be out with a flea in my ear."
"You'll wake the whole house"
said the cheeky, wee mouse,
"I do wish you'd lower your voice.
You've made it quite clear
that you don't want us here
but really you don't have a choice."
And having said that
he flew past the cat
and ran up the stairs with a grin.
"I told you before,
you can stand at the door
but you can't stop a mouse coming in!
And it seems such a shame
that I've got a bad name
and the Minister sees me as vermin.
But wait till he sees
I've eaten his cheese
and gnawed on a page from his sermon!
The Minister's wife
will pick up a knife
and threaten to cut off your tail!"
"Oh dear," said the mouse,
"is it cold in this house?
You've suddenly gone very pale."
"I'm bruised but not beaten
and haven't yet eaten!"
snarled the cat as she beat a retreat.
"So 'Beware of the Cat',
like it says on the mat
and make sure you all wipe your feet!"
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